What type of design do you do?
Funniest pickup line I just got while eating a taco
You’d have to really suck at your job to get blood all over yourself.
Guy drawing my blood at the doctor today in my response to my blood spatter questioning
beck:

The Song Reader album is out now!
iTunes - http://smarturl.it/BeckSongReaderVinyl - http://bit.ly/1jzeSmb

Note to self to check this out. “Warby Parker presents”—wow, another musician who has been in my life since the 90’s who is successfully getting other people to pay for his projects.

beck:

The Song Reader album is out now!

iTunes - http://smarturl.it/BeckSongReader
Vinyl - http://bit.ly/1jzeSmb

Note to self to check this out. “Warby Parker presents”—wow, another musician who has been in my life since the 90’s who is successfully getting other people to pay for his projects.

Through partnerships with The Nerdist, Yahoo! Screen, College Humor, PopCrush, The Wall Street Journal, Vevo and Funny Or Die, [Weird] Al was able to get his videos made (for free) in exchange for providing each publisher with exclusive content.
Rooftop sax player. 

Rooftop sax player. 

Your Swedish lesson of the day.

Lyft failed so hard this weekend that they can’t even get my e-mail complaining about how terrible they were this weekend.
Many of us received a note on Friday night that we were granted 50 free rides, then got the message all weekend that no cars were available. Uninstalled.

Lyft failed so hard this weekend that they can’t even get my e-mail complaining about how terrible they were this weekend.

Many of us received a note on Friday night that we were granted 50 free rides, then got the message all weekend that no cars were available. Uninstalled.

Fun with brussels sprouts and Dakota Kim today for a future episode of xoxo cooks.

Fun with brussels sprouts and Dakota Kim today for a future episode of xoxo cooks.

My first shuffleboard game.

My first shuffleboard game.

Sharing ice cream with friends is the best.
Just licked the spoon after making this recipe for Monday’s episode of xoxo cooks…

Sharing ice cream with friends is the best.

Just licked the spoon after making this recipe for Monday’s episode of xoxo cooks

Wedding video interrogation.

Wedding video interrogation.