October 2008
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Kate: there's a serial rapist here in central ohio
targeting women when their husbands aren't home
which is pretty cool
dennis asked me wednesday as he was leaving for work "would you stab someone?"
it would be horrible, but yes, i believe that i could do that
me: whoa. really?
i don't know if i could.
do you have mace or anything?
Kate: no
just knives
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Me: this chick corea is getting me all pumped!!!!!!!
PC: chick hussein corea?
Me: osama chick hussein corea
PC: osama chick joe hussein sixpack corea the plumber
Me: i like chick sixpack
Armando’s Rhumba, Chick Corea
I need more...
LIVE PUPPY CAM →
(via amyyy, ledenes & tumbledore)
PC: how long is this? Me: no it’s live Me: so it’s forever PC: oh jesus
How to Get the Boy You Like to Stop Fighting With... →
The wikiHow “Maintaining Relationships” category is pretty frightening and apparently written by 13 year olds.
This page’s disccusion contains the killer question: “if a boy hit or push you an a playful way do it means he likes you”
Related articles: How to Keep a Girl Forever How to Enjoy a Relationship with a Professional Man How to Make a Person Forget Something...
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Brooklyn Returns To a Heady Time (NYT) →
TC: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Staying in and going to bed early since I'm still sick.
TC: What's wrong with you?
Me: Oh, just a cold and...
TC: No, I mean what's WRONG with you?! Just come out!
“Social liberals in the country’s “blue states” tend to support sex education and...”
– Red Sex, Blue Sex: Why do so many evangelical teen-agers become pregnant? (New Yorker)
(via yumwatch:soupsoup)
Panel Rebukes F.D.A. on Plastic Safety (NYT) →
Me: i rode my bike today!
Andrew: i wish i could ride mine
Me: it's cold, though. with the cold wind in my eyes it makes them water. do you have that problem?
Andrew: yeah, i did sometimes in the morning
Me: i need goggles
Andrew: just man up
Me: http://www.motorhelmets.com/pics-thumbs/apparel-scott-offroad-goggles-2008-limited-edition-hivoltage-iii-works-thumb.jpg
Andrew: do not get goggles
Me: i need them
Andrew: you are not my sister anymore if you wear those
Me: j/k. I wouldn't wear them.
Andrew: yes you would
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“So while the number of people getting tattooed may be rising, those numbers...”
– Commenter, Tattoo Parlors Start Hitting Mall (WSJ)
Now every day people can get botox AND tramp stamps at the mall! Despite enabling a rise in terrible tattoos, it seems like this could be good for tattoo artists if they can get serious clients in the door.
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New MTV Music Site - Every Music Video Ever →
(via peterwknox:ronenreblogs:tyman:dalasverdugo:charlietodd)
Very well done.
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Q. What is the environmental impact of junk e-mail messages?
A. It has to do with the power consumed at the data centers, where servers generate and transmit those e-mails and manage those Web pages and portals. There is a huge amount of energy consumption in these data centers. Switching from physical mail to electronic mail doesn’t eliminate all environmental impact. It merely displaces it...
Spit (card game) →
Played this for the first time since elmentary school tonight and I’m still ON FIRE.
Apparently card players aren’t big on spelling…this Wikipedia entry has more errors than any other I’ve seen.
“One problem for Mr. Bulcke is the company’s Waters division, which...”
– Nestlé Sales Outpace Forecasts (WSJ)
I hope they never recover! Down with bottled water!!
“To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight...”
– David Sedaris, on undecided voters (New Yorker)
(via jeremyk: MaryMo)
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"8 Ways Gay Marriage Hurts You"
walpaper: via hydeordie: alexbalk
Meet The Hip Young People Who Hate Gay Marriage
This is absolutely appalling. I didn’t really know that people with these backwards opinions existed until I went to college in central Ohio, and it continues to blow my mind.
Web 2.0 F'ed Company →
(via WSJ)
“This is the new decorum in communication: you can be sloppy and you can be...”
– Thumbspeak, Is texting here to stay? (New Yorker)
I was also interested to read that “luv” for “love” dates back to 1898, and “thanx” was first used in 1936. That still doesn’t mean I have to like them.
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Watch“Shoot video throughout a day in your life, then put it together and upload it the next day. Don’t add any music or sound effects, just use what the camera recorded” (flickr pool: My Day, Yesterday)
My take on “My Day, Yesterday.”
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“No sir, I don’t like it.”
– Mr. Horse, regarding iGoogle 2.0
“We’re going to be pooping in holes outside, so I don’t know about...”
– Olivia, on why she will not be liveblogging her Arizona camping trip next week
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