June 2008
“But Reiss also deems the Scrambler and Ring of Fire rides to be potential...”
– (Gothamist)
Guess I should be glad I lived through the Scrambler last week!
“You’re right! I really like you!”
– Dream Phone boy when you win.
“You got explosive diarrhea seven times and I was so mad because you used up all...”
– Dani on her Oregon Trail game
“I think I have hepatitis.”
– Guy whose cough made my skin crawl on the Q train.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-29) →
Feist
Modest Mouse
Mates of State
Kurt Elling
Belle and Sebastian
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr
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“He has a neck tattoo?!”
– Andy after being deceived by Christian’s Red Horse Cafe temporary tat
Burdastyle.com →
Exciting find by Olivia. FREE PATTERNS?! Now I really need to get less frustrated with my sewing machine.
WatchLooks like my nephew Sam is enjoying my Tickle-Me-Elmo MUCH more than I ever did. He also took his first steps today. ♥!!
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“i got a bike! let’s ride! i’m going to ride to harlem and get a...”
– JC
A message like this officially gets you into my biker gang.
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The Bird and the Bee
I'll just punch the parking garage attendant in...
Me: How do I get the Lexus out?
Laura: do you have keys there?
Me: yes
Laura: ok, then just go get it and take it
Laura: like GTA IV
Me: hahaha
Laura: except you're much more attractive than niko bellic
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“Starbucks who recently turned its record label over to partner Concord, is about to scale back its music ambitions further. According to Silicon Alley Insider, by September the chain will cut virtually all of its music retail offerings. Gone will be racks of CD’s, gift cards and promotional giveaways for iTunes. Only four retail CD slots…per store will remain, but Starbucks...
“When the cat’s away, the mice will play, and when the mice are away, the...”
– PC
Spray before you lay
Based on my experiences with spray-on sunscreen, I do NOT endorse this product.
biteofpythias:
antikris:
New technology has allowed scientists from the Condom Consultancy in Germany to invent a new spray on condom!!!!
Wow!
The spray on condom will work by pumping liquid latex on the penis and then allowing it to dry.
“I wish I had enough ignorance and time to be able to spend my days being as...”
– My mom on Gawker commenters
“I don’t do xoxo, but if I did, xoxo.”
Shift+Tab?!
Just discovered this today. Apparently it’s my first day using a computer.
So much spice and specialness all wrapped into one...
I’m planning to eat a Spicy Special (otherwise known as a Spicey Special) for lunch today, and you are jealous.
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Woman in deli: I want to get a tattoo!
Kids: You already have a tattoo!
Woman in deli: I already got two, but I want more.
Kids: You should get your name.
Woman in deli: I already got my name twice. I want a crown on my arm now.
“Antiquated kissing laws are still on the books in some American states. A...”
– Why Humans Kiss (CBC)
(via whateverlolawants)
“She probably doesn’t even have a MySpace, but she does have a mohawk. No...”
– Andrew
“Why is it that in an age of cheap long-distance rates, discount airlines and the...”
– Won’t You Be My Neighbor? (NYT)
Girlfriend Dumped After Forwarding Stupid Link →
“When I saw those crappy flash animations…I knew it was over.”
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-22) →
Radiohead
Kurt Elling
Beck
The Shins
Wolf Parade
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr
“You’re big enough to KNOW!”
– Guy who runs The Scrambler at Coney Island who shouts at children to keep their feet down as I assured him we would indeed keep our feet down.
Coney Island, Death Cab for Cutie
I can’t...
Boy 'caged, eaten by family' →
(via nwsppr)
wtf. I thought I was finished reading about things like this when I finished American Psycho.
Trapped in the Closet
I would like a device that somehow captures all photos taken in dreams. With such a device I could share the sweet photos that I just had taken with me and R. Kelly at a book signing I dreamed. In the first shot I had my bike helmet on, but I was sure to take it off for the second.
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“Your kids will show my kids how they play the violin, and my kids will talk to...”
– Brooke, as we plan the future
Pregnancy Boom at Gloucester High →
(via biteofpythias)
How do we keep things like this from happening?
UPDATE
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“We’re doing everything we can to eliminate jazz from American culture, so,...”
– Mike Luba, Live Nation Artists (Sun-Sentinal)
“One compares a person’s interests with a local events calendar and the...”
– Boyfriend X Misses the Mark (WIRED)
Technology like this makes me want to quit dating.