Pro tip: Have ample snacks on hand to take an online food photography course. Every unit involves making pastries look good.

This week’s intention: Enjoy the journey.

This week’s intention: Enjoy the journey.

I just don’t like Breaking Bad. I don’t see a problem with that.
Girl next to us at a restaurant on a date

More from my first week in Brooklyn during the weekdays

  • Car repair guy on the sidewalk: How you doing, sweetie? You're so sweet. You're sweet like sugar. You're sweet like sugar plums.
  • Me: That's disrespectful.
  • Car repair guy: I SAID YOU'RE SWEET!
During today’s lunch break, we operate a bike repair shop and bread bakery. #freelancelife

During today’s lunch break, we operate a bike repair shop and bread bakery. #freelancelife

Unexpected working from home overhead cost

We’re going to need more toilet paper.

"You use toilet paper every time?!" -CR, just having his mind blown

Hey darling! I want to see what you eat for DINNER! …Because it’s not very much because you SKINNY!
Guy shouting at me as I biked today. Insult or compliment? Either way, ugh.

Today I cooked with one of my favorite Brooklyn-based musicians, Becca Stevens. Two delightful salads on Monday’s episode of #xoxocooks.

kmgrace:

dek-says-so:

abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

Good fucking Christ.

As if I couldn’t be more depressed about online dating. FML.

This is insane.

Putting dead bugs in his desk drawer can leave your boss no option other than to fire you.
From the article that Google serves up first when someone searches for information about how to deal with difficult coworkers. Not helpful.
  • Me: How's CH without me?!
  • MP: We started a list of things we miss because we're so sad. a huge email chain
Simon says, ‘Step in the poop.’
How kids play in Brooklyn