Hot brown #latergram.

Hot brown #latergram.

…get birth control training specific to disability (e.g. Don’t demonstrate a condom on a banana unless you want them to put a condom on a banana before sex).

Fosterhood in NYC

This was noted in a post about support considerations for people with disabilities, but it resonates for me from a marketing and communication perspective. Things can get easily lost in translation that seem obvious for the person presenting information, so messages need to be so simple and clear.

Oh god, I wish I hadn’t seen it.
My coworker, after I sent him this video.

This is making me laugh so hard.

"I want to be in it for scale." 

"I want to be in it for scale." 

Here’s the thing the mayor doesn’t understand: As a general rule, no one should ever be allowed to say, ‘there is no history of racial tension here,’ because that sentence has never been true anywhere on earth.
This still that’s on the screen while tomorrow’s xoxo cooks video exports makes me laugh.

This still that’s on the screen while tomorrow’s xoxo cooks video exports makes me laugh.

My dentist appointment this past week was unpleasant, and she said it was my own fault because I never floss. It hasn’t been a part of my routine.
So—I’m really jazzed about this app right now. It pushes a message every morning saying, “Did you floss today?”, to which I say “yes” and it tells me I’m doing a good job. I’m 3 for 3.

My dentist appointment this past week was unpleasant, and she said it was my own fault because I never floss. It hasn’t been a part of my routine.

So—I’m really jazzed about this app right now. It pushes a message every morning saying, “Did you floss today?”, to which I say “yes” and it tells me I’m doing a good job. I’m 3 for 3.

Me: How’s your Michelob Ultra? Mom: Oh, it’s always good.

Me: How’s your Michelob Ultra?
Mom: Oh, it’s always good.

I always flunk the test on purpose so I don’t have to do passports.
Overheard clerk at a Kentucky post office

My mom and I are hanging out in Kentucky this weekend, and today we went to the Kentucky State Fair.

My favorite part was the room with all of the baked goods and other foods entered in competition. No-bake cookies! Canning! Biscuits! It felt so American.

Kentucky State Fair. #watchyourfingers

Kentucky State Fair. #watchyourfingers