xoxo, adrienne

Adrienne. 26. NYC. Links.

May 14, 2008 4:04 pm
(via cbeth) 1934 CraigsList Ad: Looking for a wife with the following: Never goes to bed angry, but can’t be slow going to bed and must be dressed neatly for breakfast with the meal on time the next morning, even if there are unexpected guests. All while being jolly, gay, interesting, religious, and musical. Must love children, must not be a flirtacious red-nail-polish-crooked-panty-hose-wearing floozy. How about you cook me dinner and darn my socks some night this week and we’ll see where things unfold.

(via cbeth)


1934 CraigsList Ad:

Looking for a wife with the following: Never goes to bed angry, but can’t be slow going to bed and must be dressed neatly for breakfast with the meal on time the next morning, even if there are unexpected guests. All while being jolly, gay, interesting, religious, and musical. Must love children, must not be a flirtacious red-nail-polish-crooked-panty-hose-wearing floozy. How about you cook me dinner and darn my socks some night this week and we’ll see where things unfold.