Ignore for a moment, if you can, Governor Palin’s tote (“Real Women Hunt Moose”). Instead, check out the hair. I think there’s no surer sign that the prospects of the McCain-Palin ticket are tanking than the fact that suddenly every horny Republican’s favorite MILF (GILF?) has let down her mane. Next she’s going to start wearing contacts. And then the suit jacket will come off, revealing slim-fitting shirts unbuttoned to the third button. It’ll be like every Hollywood makeover movie, and it’s as sure a sign of desperation as the “But do we know the real Obama?” hogwash.
Forget the tote and the hair. That’s the biggest band-aid I’ve ever seen.
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benchinn reblogged this from liana
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cosmicfriend reblogged this from theduty and added:
Her hair may actually be a bird. We’re so fucked.
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theduty reblogged this from beverlyhasablog
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beverlyhasablog reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
Oh that? That’s just there to cover up the puncture wounds in her wrists from McCain sucking blood out of her. That’s...
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ineedtoo reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
i thought the same thing. anyone?
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marklisanti reblogged this from liana and added:
tote bag says, “Joe Sixpack does it with
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figout reblogged this from liana and added:
3. Find-A-Pet microchip. (Necessary. Like...lab, she would often “bound off” with
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liana reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
1. Too much high-fiving during...campaign’s nightly ritual of huddling in a circle and...
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iambal reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
First you tear her up for wearing it back/up. Now you are reading something into the fact that a woman actually DIDN’T...
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pambeckman reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
I think I read somewhere that she fell off her bike and skinned her hand…
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notesfromundervault reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
The bandage? Covering up all the calluses from all hand-jobs she gave out to get picked for VP Candidate. (sorry, that...
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tylercoates reblogged this from cajunboy and added:
How about the huge bandage on her hand? What’s that about?
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cajunboy reblogged this from noraleah
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adriennes reblogged this from noraleah and added:
biggest band-aid I’ve ever seen.
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